Charlie Sheen -- No Rehab for Now.....

Charlie Sheen ... is back home, acknowledging he screwed up in New York City, but has no plans to return to rehab ... sources connected with the actor tell TMZ.



People who have direct contact with Charlie tell us ... he knows he messed up early Tuesday morning but wants to "move on."  

Charlie went home Tuesday night after landing in L.A., and his plan in the next two days is to nail the 4 pages of dialogue for a small movie role he's doing for a friend.

After that, it's on to "Two and a Half Men," which resumes shooting next week.

So no rehab ... at least that's the way Charlie feels tonight.

I Had Dinner with Courteney Last Night:David Arquette

David Arquette says he still has such a good relationship with his wife Courteney Cox -- despite their trial separation -- that the two had dinner together just last night. 



Arquette appeared on Live! with Regis and Kelly this morning ... and explained that he and Cox are simply in different places in their lives ... she's looking for calm and "growth" -- and he's "feeling a little wild!!!"

Arquette is also adamant that he never cheated on 
Courteney -- despite an upcoming report from an 
unnamed outlet that will say otherwise. 

Update: David told Howard Stern today that there was no pre-nup involved in his marriage to Courteney ... but insisted that money is not on his mind.

Justin Bieber -- King of the Lakers

Justin Bieber sat courtside at the Los Angeles Lakers home opener last night -- and judging by these photos, dude worked the floor better than Kobe. 

Bieber got some face time with some of the most famous people in the Staples Center -- includingDenzel Washington, David Beckham, Jaden Smith ... and of course, the Laker Girls. 

The 16-year-old even got some quality time with Phil Jackson's brand new championship ring. 

Bieber wins.

Charlie Sheen -- Free and Clear in Colorado

Our sources -- and they are connected -- tell us, the Pitkin County D.A. has "no interest" in opening a probation revocation case against Charlie.  The D.A. views Charlie's criminal case in Aspen as a "petty misdemeanor" and is not going to open a case involving a Los Angeles man who behaved badly in NYC.

We're told the D.A. views any investigation as a "waste of [Pitkin County] taxpayers' money."

As we previously reported, Sheen is still on probation in Aspen for another 7 days -- stemming from a Christmas Day domestic incident with his wife Brooke Mueller. 

So as far as Pitkin County is concerned, it's case closed.

Most Unnecessary Video Game Ever.......watch

Throughout the years, Nintendo has been the platform for some of the most memorable video game characters in history, includingSuper Mario, Link, and Donkey Kong.

Now, with Zoo Games' DS game Silly Bandz, we'll have some new characters to add to that list, including rabbit, dinosaur, and turtle!

We're REALLY not sure how badly the world needed a video game adaptation of Silly Bandz rubber bands, but regardless…now we've got one.

In the game, players are sent on tasks to free "Bandz" from capture by launching other Silly Bandz at the structures in which they're trapped. Yeah, it's pretty nonsensical confusing.

The games will ship with a set of twelve actual, not-virtual Silly Bandz, based on characters from the video game if you can really call them characters.

The game will also be released on iPhone, for all of you iPhone users out there who are also avid Silly Bandz enthusiasts.

Will U pick up the Silly Bandz game for DS? If not, what would U prefer to spend $29.99 on instead?

Since when is Melanie Griffith Crap-Inducing...???

On Monday night's Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiyhad a situation with his pants.

No, not because he was wearing the tightest pair of leather slacks we've ever seen. Apparently, he was introduced to Melanie Griffithin the audience and the encounter almost made him "crap himself."

His words, not ours! He explains:

"Jamie Lee Curtis a big fan of the show and she's been coming every week. Yesterday, she calls me over and says, 'Hey, I have somebody for you to meet.' I'm not going to lie, I almost crapped myself and had a heart attack at the same time. To introduce me to Melanie Griffith, I know exactly who she is."

Okaaaaay.

But if you knew exactly who she is, then why did you get so excited???

We kid, we kid. We know she's a big deal…somewhat.

OMG! Imagine if she had brought Antonio with her? They would have had to change his pants twice!

Another WIN For Constance McMillen...!!!

Excellent!

A federal judge has ordered Mississippi's Itawamba County School District to pay the $81,000 in legal fees and expenses thatConstance McMillen incurred after having to bring them to court for banning her from her high school's prom - all because she wanted to bring her girlfriend as a date!

As they should! We're so thrilled that justice has been served!

Discrimination and bigotry have no place in this country, and ESPECIALLY not in schools!