Mya Finishes Second on ‘Dancing with the Stars’..

Mya was a step away from claiming victory on Season 9 of “Dancing with the Stars.” The singer and her dance partner Dmitry Chaplin, who had the highest scores during the season, were the runners-up, losing to Donny Osmond on Tuesday’s season finale. Kelly Osbourne placed third.

A frontrunner throughout the competition, Mya felt mixed emotions about her loss. “There’s disappointment, dedication, passion, and commitment,” she told E! Online. “It’s an experience that you’ll never forget for the rest of your life and that you want to share with others.”

Oh Jenny Garner, did you KNOW how much I love butt-cracks? It's not quite inappropriate, yet it is still extremely embarrassing. Sigh. It's perfect.

It's nice to see that you go above and beyond being a normal celebrity. A normal celebrity b*tch would backhand their child if they even SUGGESTED sacrificing a butt-crack shot in order to help them out. But no, not super mom Jennifer Garner. I love you Jenny. You and your crack. :)

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Bret Michaels gets around..

So maybe the Cyrus divorce wasn't so unprovoked...
Bret Michaels reportedly had an affair with Tish Cyrus... and this prompted Billy Ray to file for divorce once he found out.
"Michaels, 47, "became close to the entire family" this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet "Nothing to Lose," an insider tells Us Weekly. (Which apparently WASN'T about statutory rape.) He and Tish, 43, soon began carrying on an on-the-sly romance, sources tell Us Weekly. Tish was seen at Michaels' Feb. 28 show at the Key Club in L.A., and he had once asked her production company's help to adapt his book, Roses & Thorns, into a movie.
"It was a professional relationship that turned into something more." (I'm thinking he said this line with a wink and a nudge...)
I'm just wondering if this was pre- or post-brain hemorrhages and a heart surgery. Because if it was after, Bret is so ballsy even I want to have an affair with him.

This Canadian is overrated...

Bieber - I have officially declared you and your "cute as bunny" face my nemesis. ... nemesises?
According to an interview with the Associated Press, Justin Bieber is not only an all-too-lovable pop star, he is also a gooey Christian. And when I say gooey, I mean he doesn't make ANY SENSE.
AP: One revelation is your religion and faith. How do you reconcile that with the temptations of Hollywood?

Bieber: Hollywood is ... a scary place. There's a lot going on, there's a lot of bad things, but there's also a lot of good things. I'm able to live my dream, I'm able to do a lot of good things.

Basically, I don't even consider religion. Like, I'm a Christian, I believe in God, I believe that Jesus died on a cross for my sins. I believe that I have a relationship and I'm able to talk to him and really, he's the reason I'm here, so I definitely have to remember that. As soon as I start forgetting, I've got to click back and be like, you know, this is why I'm here.
Oh you Canadians and your lack of thinking power. So, basically Biebz, you believe in Jesus and you believe that He is your Savior... yet you flat out refuse to accept religion in Hollywood? Um. OK! Go Jesus!

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Beaver Crazy....Mel Gibson

I know what this looks like. But just hear me out: ...It's Mel Gibson and a beaver puppet.
Mel is featured on a newly released poster for his upcoming Jodie Foster directed flick "The Beaver." Obviously someone is using Mel's bout of crazy to promote the film. Either they are a genius, or just a really ballsy idiot.
In the shot, Mel's holding a sign that reads, "This person is under the care of a prescription puppet."
I really hope this was photoshopped.

"Storm Chasers" just revealed one of its stars....???

"Storm Chasers" just revealed one of its stars, Matt Hughes, died earlier this year. But it wasn't because of a storm... he hanged himself. Ouch.
At the end of last night's episode of the Discovery reality show viewers were told Hughes died in May due to complications from a fatal injury at his home in Kansas. That obviously was a big, fat lie.
On May 14, emergency personnel responded to a suicide call at Hughes' home. According to the police report, officers concluded Matt, who was still breathing, was drinking before the suicide attempt.
He was taken to a local hospital, but passed away 13 days later. The Medical Examiner's report lists "Hanging" as the cause of death.

Katy Perry is dumb.....!!!???

Katy Perry is dumb (as if we didn't already know this). Thankfully, she is hot enough and talented enough to make us forget.
But, her interview with "Harper's Bazaar" CLEARLY indicates that I'm very lucky not to be married to her:
On forgetting she married a heroin addict turned Buddhist:
"I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father." (That is Russell Brand? Um? Um? Wut?)
On Rihanna and Gaga:
"We're all unique. That's why we all win and we all can exist. People don't want just vanilla. They want 31 flavors. I couldn�t do what Rihanna does. I couldn't do what Gaga does. They can't do what I do." (Meat dresses are easier than you think.)
On wanting a breast reduction:
"I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, 'Hey, this isn't all that bad.'" (NEVER, EVER DO THAT. EVER).